Matt Harper

I am not going to be doing any shoots of more than a couple of hours for the foreseeable future, which is going to severely restrict what I shoot, if anything.

CAUTION:  It is advisable that you read my references below before even thinking about a shoot with me! 

I don't have two pennies to scratch my balls with, so, if you are seeking cash for arse, I am sorry, but I am going to have to decline your most generous offers, nice as they are;  if I had the cash, you would probably have been here already :) 

I am known for my rather cheesy glamour and always looking for fun and attractive/sexy models to shoot with as collaborations.   I make absolutely no apology for loving gorgeous female bottoms (more of an unhealthy obsession :) ) and cheeky shots, but NOT adult .  So, nice arse and sexy panties, bring it on :)   For the moment, I am not shooting, if the knackered back improves, I might be able to do more.

My shoots are always fun (for me, at least) and are always TF, with the very, very rare exception, but please don't send me messages saying you would like to shoot with me and your rates are £XXX, it proves you haven't read this and you are then a No Way for me; it's about basic manners.  Because of where I live, miles from most of you, if someone comes to me, I usually offer them accommodation, my lounge floor with a pile of quilts, or my room if they are too posh for the lounge, I  invite them to suffer my culinary delights and I might even share my vodka.  No one has died as result of my cooking, YET, but hopefully, I will get a few more potential victims soon. If you want to see more references, I have 77 positive ones on Purestorm, (mattharper)  no negatives, so far (bloody miracle)   :) 

I don't just shoot glamour, I like quirky stuff too, in fact, quirky glamour and I is one happy chappy. 

I do not pay travel expenses, but I won't ask you to pay my electricity bill, the possible two days of editing the images we choose, or for my vodka, which I will need after a day shooting :)  Just as an example, one model, with a very average selection of images on her port, but with bags and bags of potential, was happy with what we were talking about shooting, but then asked about travel expenses.  £13.80  was the cost, I checked it.  She then said as I wouldn't pay her travel, she couldn't come.  Well, as far as I am concerned, brilliant, anyone who expects me to work all day on the shoot and then a couple of days after editing, but can't pay that amount can go and jump in a big bucket of shit. I certainly don't want to spend a day with someone with that attitude and I certainly don't want to spend that amount of time editing her pics. 

Rates

My rates are very reasonable, you pose and look awesome, it is £00.00 per hour, you look like a moose and it is £35 per hour. 

I am certainly not everyone's cup of tea, I will not talk in a particular way because I am expected to, I am probably a Philistine when it comes to political incorrectness, I am a normal bloke, not some artist who pretends you look beautiful as nature intended, if you bend over and your bum looks awesome, I am likely to say so, probably in a most inappropriate manner too :)  I don't subscribe to the "one must act professionally" line, respect, safety, comfort, absolutely,  this is play, not work, it's fun, or it should be.  I am just a normal 63 (ouch) year old bloke,

Chaperones.  If it is a location shoot, yes, very handy, due to knackered back, so they can help carry the heavy stuff. Other than that, the are a pain in the bum, but by all means ask; if you are someone I really want to shoot with, I might let you off, borderline and it will very likely be the deal breaker. 

If you got this far and you are female, not a moose, have buttocks you like to expose and still think you would like to shoot with me, by all means say so.  The bit at the top, while mostly true, can be ignored for the right person.  See, I don't mind the pain if it is really worth it  :)